The Right-Wing Fitness Farce Save for later Reblogpost

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I gotta be honest: I don’t watch this guy’s stuff, because he’s always seemed like kind of a meathead and totes “self-help” advice, basically. Though, I did watch his latest because it was entitled…

To which I thought he was saying he was giving up on politics. Which, in a way, he kind of is.

I’ll spare you the video if you like and just tell you what his point is: The Golden One says he’s unconcerned with how much better your ideas are and wants men to “post physique” instead, which his followers are trying to meme. Because, apparently, your intelligence and validity of your arguments and ideas are rendered meaningless if you’re not jacked or at least comparable to a Greek statue.

Now, there’s certainly an argument to be made around ideological purity spiraling, and I don’t want to make it sound like I’m at all against fitness and health — I work out too, although not much with weights because obviously it’s harder for women, and aside from just keeping my muscles from turning to mush, I don’t really see the point in it.

Seriously, I don’t want to look even halfway like that, muscle wise. You notice also how women that work out like that basically lose their breasts? I already have tiny boobs, I can’t risk losing what I got. But I digress.

The reality is that men being jacked isn’t of much value to…anyone, really. It does basically nothing for the community. Where were all the jacked guys who stormed the German chancellery and put Hitler in power? How about all the “Greek statue” looking knights who fought back against the invading Ottomans?

Oh right, there weren’t any. They looked more like this:

Above-male-average physical strength is not actually more useful to your community than average-strength, and it’s hard to make an argument for it being in any way better than intellect, especially when you consider that the reason for the Germanic dominance over the western world had to do with our superior technology and stuff.

Further, it’s not like most gym bros are racially-aware or something. Most of them have the same leftwing views as the bulk of normies, most of them will be consumerist, etc. They’re not concerned with doing anything for their community, they’re interested in having the community look at them.

And on that note — and not that I claim to speak for all here but — if your aim is to attract women, muscles are not really going to do anything for you if you weren’t attractive when you were slender. I’m sorry, but if you were short, badly bald(ing) and just not too attractive in the face to begin with, muscles are not going to make up for it. If you were attractive to begin with, a toned body is going to be a short-lived novelty bonus at best. And before anyone gives me shit about that and says it all shallow in the comments: Would you suddenly want to fuck Chelsea Clinton if she was in better shape and had big tits?

Somehow, I doubt it.

At least the Golden One does have a kid now, and at least he does get his pro-European, pro-family message out there. Still, this right-wing, “lift”, self-help nationalist culture like the Golden One promotes, especially like this latest video of his, encourages men (and probably some women too) to just spend a lot of time by themselves lifting weights, eating oats, and the visible improvement to the body it brings fools them into thinking they’re achieving something meaningful “for mother Europe.” 

Meanwhile, it’s doing literally nothing to stop our ongoing ethnic replacement, the fact that I’m justifiably afraid of getting raped, shot in the head or having acid thrown in my face just for walking down the street, and it’s not stopping the left from winning elections indefinitely. It’s basically the same kind of individualism that we oppose. So like, can you guys maybe spend less time in the gym and sipping whey, and more time trying to get the message across, have more kids, support white businesses, and just pour some of that dedication into otherwise helping us out?