Michigan Democrat Jon Hoadley has previously blogged about a variety of illegal activities that cast doubt on his image as a clean-cut politician. He loves unprotected gay sex, methamphetamines, alcoholic romps around the town, and so much more. He’s also called straight women “Breeders” and discussed “four year olds in thongs” during private conversations. Naturally, he’s been endorsed by Joe Biden the kid sniffer. People of Michigan, I implore you, to think twice before voting for Jon Hoadley.